jueves, 12 de marzo de 2015

EVERYBODY'S DIFFERENT



Look alike








That's interesting...  Did you ever stop to imagine






What it would be like if everybody in the world was exactly alike?






Just like these guys over here







LITTLE BOY:  I’m a little boy and this is my mommy.


POSTMAN:  I’m not your mommy, I’m the postman.


LITTLE BOY:  Then, who’s my mommy here?

POSTMAN:  This is your mommy.

DADDY:   No, I’m his daddy.


MOMMY:  I’m his mommy.


POSTMAN:  You’re who’s mommy?

MOMMY:  Oh! I don’t know, I can’t really tell you apart.

This is all very confusing.

HUSBAND:  I know one thing for sure:  This, is my wife.

POSTMAN: Oh, wanna bet?

MOMMY:  Are you my husband?

LITTLE BOY:  No!  I’m your little boy mommy!

POSTMAN:  I’ve got a mail for somebody, but I can’t tell who.



ERNIE:  Hold on.  This isn’t working very well.





ERNIE:  Come here mommy.  Let’s see…  
  Let’s suppose we did this to you, what do you think of that?




Ok daddy.  What can I do for you?  Turn around.  Take a look at that.
Oh!  What a smart mustache!  Thank you.




BARNIE:  Ah.  Postman…  ok…



BARNIE:  Little kid. 
LITTLE KID:  I’m here,  what do I get?  Thank you




DADDY:  Oh!  Oh I see now, you are my wife and you are my little boy.


BARNIE:It proves it, is a good thing that everybody in the world is a little different!









viernes, 6 de marzo de 2015

SUPERMAN



Superman's imaginings




Born in the alien planet Krypton.
His real name is Kal-El





Before Krypton explodes into a million pieces,
due to a nuclear chain reaction in its core,
 his biological parents launched him to Earth









He is adopted by Martha and Jonathan Kent, 
and as he grows, he begins to discover his powers:
super strength, flying and x ray vision.






Clark creates a secret identity to fight crime and
help humanity:  Superman.





He works as a shy reporter in the city of Metropolis 
and conceals his identity by wearing glasses, 
changing his hairstyle as well as his voice and body language.









I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO BE KING


I'm gonna be a mighty king



So enemies beware



Well, I've never seen a king of beasts


With quite so little hair

I'm gonna be the mane (main) event
Like no king was before




I'm brushing up on looking down





I'm working on my roar




Thus far, a rather uninspiring thing
Oh, I just can't wait to be king
You've rather a long way to go







Young master, if you think







No one saying, "Do this"




Now when I said that, I
No one saying, "Be there"
What I meant was

No one saying, "Stop that"
Look, what you don't realize
No one saying, "See here"






Now see here

Free to run around all day
Well, that's definitely out
Free to do it all my way






I think it's time that you and I
Arranged a heart to heart



Kings don't need advice



From little hornbills for a start





If this is where the monarchy is headed
Count me out
Out of service, out of Africa
I wouldn't hang about







This child is getting wildly out of wing





Oh, I just can't wait to be king

Everybody look left
Everybody look right



Everywhere you look I'm
Standing in the spotlight





Not yet

Let every creature go for broke and sing
Let's hear it in the herd and on the wing




It's gonna be King Simba's finest fling






Oh, I just can't wait to be king
Oh, I just can't wait to be king
Oh, I just can't wait to be king