viernes, 20 de marzo de 2015
jueves, 19 de marzo de 2015
jueves, 12 de marzo de 2015
EVERYBODY'S DIFFERENT
Look alike
That's interesting... Did you ever stop to
imagine
What it would be like if everybody in
the world was exactly alike?
Just like these guys
over here
LITTLE BOY: I’m a little boy and
this is my mommy.
POSTMAN: I’m not your mommy, I’m
the postman.
LITTLE BOY: Then, who’s my mommy
here?
POSTMAN: This is your mommy.
DADDY: No, I’m his daddy.
MOMMY: I’m his mommy.
POSTMAN: You’re who’s mommy?
MOMMY: Oh! I don’t know, I
can’t really tell you apart.
This is all very
confusing.
HUSBAND: I know one thing for
sure: This, is my wife.
POSTMAN: Oh, wanna bet?
MOMMY: Are you my husband?
LITTLE BOY: No! I’m your little boy mommy!
POSTMAN: I’ve got a mail for
somebody, but I can’t tell who.
ERNIE: Hold on. This isn’t working very well.
ERNIE: Come here mommy. Let’s see…
Let’s suppose we did this to you, what do you think of that?
Ok daddy. What can I do for you? Turn around.
Take a look at that.
Oh! What a smart mustache! Thank you.
BARNIE: Ah. Postman…
ok…
BARNIE: Little kid.
LITTLE KID: I’m here, what do I get? Thank you
DADDY: Oh! Oh I see now, you are my wife and you are my
little boy.
BARNIE:It proves it, is a
good thing that everybody in the world is a little different!
viernes, 6 de marzo de 2015
SUPERMAN
Superman's imaginings
Born in the alien planet Krypton.
His real name is Kal-El
Before Krypton explodes
into a million pieces,
due to a nuclear chain reaction in its core,
his biological parents launched him to Earth
He is adopted by Martha and Jonathan Kent,
and
as he grows, he begins to discover his powers:
super strength, flying and x ray vision.
Clark creates a secret
identity to fight crime and
help humanity: Superman.
He works as a shy
reporter in the city of Metropolis
and conceals his identity by wearing glasses,
changing his hairstyle as well as his voice and body language.
I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO BE KING
I'm gonna be a mighty king
So enemies beware
Well, I've never seen a king of beasts
With quite so little hair
I'm gonna be the mane (main) event
Like no king was before
I'm brushing up on looking down
I'm working on my roar
Thus far, a rather uninspiring thing
Oh, I just can't wait to be king
You've rather a long way to go
Young master, if you think
No one saying, "Do this"
Now when I said that, I
No one saying, "Be there"
What I meant was
No one saying, "Stop that"
Look, what you don't realize
No one saying, "See here"
Now see here
Free to run around all day
Well, that's definitely out
Free to do it all my way
I think it's time that you and I
Arranged a heart to heart
Kings don't need advice
From little hornbills for a start
If this is where the monarchy is headed
Count me out
Out of service, out of Africa
I wouldn't hang about
This child is getting wildly out of wing
Oh, I just can't wait to be king
Everybody look left
Everybody look right
Everywhere you look I'm
Standing in the spotlight
Not yet
Let every creature go for broke and sing
Let's hear it in the herd and on the wing
It's gonna be King Simba's finest fling
Oh, I just can't wait to be king
Oh, I just can't wait to be king
Oh, I just can't wait to be king
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