EVERYBODY'S DIFFERENT

Look alike

That's interesting...  Did you ever stop to imagine

What it would be like if everybody in the world was exactly alike?

Just like these guys over here

LITTLE BOY:  I’m a little boy and this is my mommy.

POSTMAN:  I’m not your mommy, I’m the postman.

LITTLE BOY:  Then, who’s my mommy here?

POSTMAN:  This is your mommy.

DADDY:   No, I’m his daddy.

MOMMY:  I’m his mommy.

POSTMAN:  You’re who’s mommy?

MOMMY:  Oh! I don’t know, I can’t really tell you apart.

This is all very confusing.

HUSBAND:  I know one thing for sure:  This, is my wife.

POSTMAN: Oh, wanna bet?

MOMMY:  Are you my husband?

LITTLE BOY:  No!  I’m your little boy mommy!

POSTMAN:  I’ve got a mail for somebody, but I can’t tell who.

ERNIE:  Hold on.  This isn’t working very well.

ERNIE:  Come here mommy.  Let’s see…  

  Let’s suppose we did this to you, what do you think of that?

Ok daddy.  What can I do for you?  Turn around.  Take a look at that.

Oh!  What a smart mustache!  Thank you.

BARNIE:  Ah.  Postman…  ok…

BARNIE:  Little kid. 

LITTLE KID:  I’m here,  what do I get?  Thank you

DADDY:  Oh!  Oh I see now, you are my wife and you are my little boy.

BARNIE:It proves it, is a good thing that everybody in the world is a little different!

SUPERMAN

Superman's imaginings

Born in the alien planet Krypton.

His real name is Kal-El

Before Krypton explodes into a million pieces,

due to a nuclear chain reaction in its core,

 his biological parents launched him to Earth

He is adopted by Martha and Jonathan Kent, 

and as he grows, he begins to discover his powers:

super strength, flying and x ray vision.

Clark creates a secret identity to fight crime and

help humanity:  Superman.

He works as a shy reporter in the city of Metropolis 

and conceals his identity by wearing glasses, 

changing his hairstyle as well as his voice and body language.

I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO BE KING

I'm gonna be a mighty king

So enemies beware

Well, I've never seen a king of beasts

With quite so little hair

I'm gonna be the mane (main) event

Like no king was before

I'm brushing up on looking down

I'm working on my roar

Thus far, a rather uninspiring thing

Oh, I just can't wait to be king

You've rather a long way to go

Young master, if you think

No one saying, "Do this"

Now when I said that, I

No one saying, "Be there"

What I meant was

No one saying, "Stop that"

Look, what you don't realize

No one saying, "See here"

Now see here

Free to run around all day

Well, that's definitely out

Free to do it all my way

I think it's time that you and I

Arranged a heart to heart

Kings don't need advice

From little hornbills for a start

If this is where the monarchy is headed

Count me out

Out of service, out of Africa

I wouldn't hang about

This child is getting wildly out of wing

Oh, I just can't wait to be king

Everybody look left

Everybody look right

Everywhere you look I'm

Standing in the spotlight

Not yet

Let every creature go for broke and sing

Let's hear it in the herd and on the wing

It's gonna be King Simba's finest fling

Oh, I just can't wait to be king

Oh, I just can't wait to be king

Oh, I just can't wait to be king

THE TEN SUNS

Once upon a time there were ten suns.   

They took turns bringing light and warmth to the Earth

Each day one sun would travel across the sky

From east to west

The suns enjoyed being together

After a while they did not want to be alone in the sky

One day, the ten suns decided to travel together.

They were very happy together, but the people on Earth were very, very hot

Plants and trees died, rocks melted and all the water begun to dry up.

The people of China begged the emperor Yao to tell the suns not to do this ever again

But the ten suns liked traveling together and did not listen to the emperor

Yao asked them again and again to stop traveling together; he explained how hot it was on Earth

How the plants could not grow and the animals could not drink

He told them, how the people had no food

All because the suns wanted to travel together

Still, the ten suns did not listen

The emperor did not know what to do, he wanted the suns to be happy, but not if it meant that Earth had to suffer

Finally he decided to send his most brave and clever archer Yi to talk to the ten suns

Yi dressed in his thick cloth uniform, to protect himself from the heat, strapped his bow and arrows on to his back grabbed his shield and went off to complete his task.

When Yi saw the suns, he asked them to sop traveling together

They did not listen to him

He continued to walk closer and closer to the suns

He held his shield above his head

The heat of the ten suns reflected off Yi’s shiny shield and reflected back towards them.

Finally the suns understood how hard their rays were

Yi explained to the suns how they could continue to stay together in the sky

One by one the suns begun to break into pieces

And the tiny pieces spread themselves across the sky in all directions.

Until one sun was left

As the last sun continue to move towards the west

The tiny pieces continued to sparkle throughout the night sky

The emperor and the people of China were thankful and Earth begun to prosper again